World Cup 2010

And the end is not coming in the form of a nuclear war, a meteor strike or the end of the age of oil. The horsemen of the apocalypse will not come to bring war Death and hunger. Instead, they should take national soccer shirts and blowing on Claxons. In 2010, humanity is overwhelmed by the terrible plague imaginable will. Bury Your TV in a concrete bunker twenty meters below the surface. Turn on the radio. World Cup fever comes.

It begins with advertisements. The football boot those are the worst. During the last epidemic conventions of advertising executives sat around and came back with TV commercials, was always something on the line to make the " it is humorous and a cast of international soccer stars.

So, in due time, we had numerous commercials, which featured Ronaldo, Beckham or the like in a situation where humor was served strongly implied, but are never actually present. By the end of epidemic, millions of otherwise normal people had laughed at the jokes, without Blow lines, footballers with a wry smile and institutions, studied footballinitis. Some were so badly damaged they were going to laugh at the Ellen DeGeneres show.

At the end of the humor level of football deals prove little more than an annoying and recurring metaphor for the excitement of the tournament is itself voltage is strongly implied be, but rarely available. And because people in football stadiums file in their tens of thousands and millions are sitting in front of the TV, then you are practically forced to the conclusion that something important, dazzling and important is happening. And if you're not very strong willed and resilient to cave under the crushing wave of hype. And you will be observed.

This in turn will have two possible outcomes. The first possibility is that a significant part of the next few months watch ten p.m. experimental haircuts spending will be kicking a ball around a sports field in between football boot displays. The second possibility is that you are within twenty minutes of the first half of what Experience, is to realize such a puzzle will monitor, collect and fifty thousand people and dozens of TV networks in order to witness a cabbage soup cook-off. Such a realization will hopefully result in your changing channels and / or turn off your television, in the event that you virtually ensures that he spared the mid-Football-boat ads.

Those of you who do not wrestle with the remote from a friend or family member who has forfeited the fever following scenarios are expected during the year, a To confront the game:

Present when you're lucky, one or more of the twenty-two experimental haircuts on the field is in the management of a football successfully in the context of the objective of the opposition. If that happens, you should feel very privileged.

It is much more likely that you waste ninety minutes of your life sitting on the edge of the seat occur without anything of importance whatsoever. This can lead to suicidal thoughts and a strong urge to smash your TV.

At such times you should be patient, as a possible compensation for the lack of action may take the form of a revolt as viewers react to the lack measures to get through the burning of their seats and / or break their Claxons over the head a supporter of the opposition.

Should you decide or be forced to continue the tournament, will next month have many strange and disturbing sights. Previous examples of people voluntarily taken cleaning itself like a chicken in the national colors of Paraguay, as well as for adult audiences are reduced to tears of emotion, when teams of complete strangers from the same geopolitical Limits ended the tournament.

Unless you are an individual of extraordinary psychological strength, or have access to Lithium Carbonate, you should try to to avoid all the means at our disposal, watching the final act. This epiphany of nationalism, mass hysteria and boredom can all shut down clearly higher cerebral functions with the efficiency of weapons grade crack.

The subsequent condition is incurable and can be made a permanent football fans tend to observe foreign investment in league games and the ubiquitous and non-redeemable shares in foreign clubs known as the official shirts.

The only Advantage of the neurological meltdown is that you will be able to see the conclusion of the tournament by kissing the trophy, the reason folk dances and the terrible childish screaming desolation of the losing side, without actually in agony.

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